текущо любимата ми реклама. (махни ми май и услугата изглежда читава на пръв поглед. нз де)

The one I've just took in particular: The Personality Defect Test You are the Haughty Intellectual. -------- You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries! Ha ha! and the link to the test: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/4741219933576750506/Personality-Defect [1] -------- It says i scored more Rationality, Brutality, Extrovertion (-ism?) and Arrogance than 99% of my age and sex! woo-hoo! :D Okay - go test yourselves too. I'm starting the "The Sublime Philosophical Crap Test [2]". Now nothing with a name like that can be bad... :D ----------------------------- Edit: OK, i scored.. odd. And the test is weird. It turns out I'm a: N-A-R: a metaphysical Non-Reductionist, an epistemological Absolutist, and a moral Relativist. The descriptions for the 3 are mind-blowingly long so pasting them here is not an option. :) Some excerpts follow: -------- Metaphysics: Non-Reductionism (Idealism or Realism) ... (i seem to be Realist?!) ... Realists deny the validity of sloppy metaphysical reductions ... Realism is the most common-sensical of the metaphysical views. It doesn't see reality as a unity or as reducible to matter or mind, nor does it see reality as divided into a phenomenal world of experience and an unknowable noumenal world of things-in-themselves. Realist metaphysics emphasizes that reality is for the most part composed of the things we observe and think. ... Aristotle and Popper are famous realists. Epistemology: Absolutism (Rationalism or Pragmatism) ... As an Absolutist, you believe that objective knowledge is possible given the right approach, and you deny the claims of skeptical philosophers who insist that we can never have knowledge of ultimate reality. The two types of Absolutists recognized by my test are Rationalists and Pragmatists. ... Epistemological Pragmatists are fundamentally identified by their definition of truth. Truth is, on this view, merely a measure of a proposition's success in inquiry. This view is a strictly scientific notion of truth. A proposition can be called true if it leads to successful predictions or coheres best with the observed facts about the world. Thus, for the pragmatist, knowledge of reality is possible through scientific reasoning. ... Pragmatism borrows elements from realism and yet attempts to account for the critiques made by skeptics and relativists. It is essentially a type of philosophical opportunism--it borrows the best stances from a large number of philosophical systems and attempts to discard the problems of these systems by combining them with others. Ethics: Relativism (Subjectivism or Emotivism) ... Subjectivists see individual or collective desires as defining a situation's or object's moral worth. Thus, the subject, not the object itself, determines the value. ... In regards to the definition of "good" or "right", a Subjectivist will tend to define it as whatever a particular person or group of people desire. They do not define it merely as "happiness" or "pleasure", for instance, because sometimes we desire to do things that do not produce pleasure, and because we don't consider all pleasurable things good. Furthermore, Subjectivists recognize the validity of consequentialism in that sometimes we refer to consequences as good and bad--but they also recognize that our intentions behind an action, or the means to the end, can also determine an act's moral worth. Again, there is no one rule to determine these things. Hence the relativism of moral Subjectivism. The most well-known of the subjectivists is Nietzsche. -------- So what can I say :) It's all fun and games until some weird web-based personality test starts you thinking... :D And that concludes our broadcast day... ;) [1] http://www.okcupid.com/tests/4741219933576750506/Personality-Defect [2] http://www.okcupid.com/tests/13372526327873131397/Sublime-Philosophical-Crap

ОК, налага се да призная - "My naaame is Fiiire Foox. Aaim aa cartoonholic." ;) За удобство, можем да премем, че началото беше дадено от Futurama, вината за което е на Хей_Зъл - да е жива и здрава. Който не е гледал няколко сезона от сериал накуп, само той не знае какъв е ужаса на абстиненцията, която те удря като свършат и дойде осъзнаването, че навън в реалния свят, серийките се точат по 1 на седмица. При това, ако имаш късмета сериала да е още жив. (което не е случаят с Futurama. Daaamn you, Fox Network!!) Както и да е, преживях го. Оттогава насам се изредиха South Park, Family Guy, American Dad и ей напоследък в полезрението ми попадна това, което е и повод за постинга - Drawn Together [1] - откровено най-безумно декадентското (кви думи знаааам!) сериалче дотук. Знам, че такива изказвания са само flame-bait за скептицизма на всеки, но вярвайте ми - преувеличение няма. Пиша това след като изгледах и втория сезон. Идеята е безумна - риалити шоу от типа на ББрадър, с участието на разнотипни анимационни герои [2] вариращи от Капитан Герой ("the lamest superhero in the universe"), Toot - затлъствяща звезда на черно-бялата анимация от 20-те, през Зендър - куест герой от електронна игра, който открива, че е гей, та до Уолдор Сокбат, който е абсолютно неописуем без помощта на психотропни вещества. От пропуснатите в горното изречение заслужават споменаване още двама - Foxxy Love - чернокожата певица-детектив, която изнася на гърба си половината от расистките майтапи в цялото расистко-стереотипско шоу и голямата ми малка нова любов - ЛИНГ-ЛИНГ! [3] - свръхагресивен покемон, на който се пада другата половина от расистката квота. :) Линг-Линг обаче има едно съществено еволюционно предимство - суперсладък е! ^_^ Вижте сами: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXQRizEuk1o [4] ( това е сцена, в която Линг-Линг е принуден от Прасето (The Internet Download Pig) да шие маратонки, понеже е азиатец и му се отдава, а The HonorabRe Pig Demon, както го наричат малките китайчета, които гладуват, понеже не могат да се конкурират с покемона, е сключил договор за доставка на голямо количество фалшиви найкове за НБА. Линг-Линг пее тъжна песен за изгубеното златно минало, в което е изкормил най-добрия си приятел - момченцето, което го е притежавало (явно аналог на Ash - треньора на Пикачу). Къса сърца и между другото - кърти мифффки всякакви. ^_^ ) за изчерпателност - ето и "представителна" извадка от съдържанието на първите 2 сезона - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrWi-z4sFcU [5] и още един епизод с Линг-Линг - шофьорски изпит (някакъв стереотип явно има, че азиатците не могат да карат коли :) ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdaQSjH6DL0 [6] аз ще отида да дръпна и седемте епизода на трети. :) не е толкова добро като South Park и Family Guy, но все е нещо, колкото да подхранва зависимостта ми :D~ [1] http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=drawn+together&search=Search [2] http://animatedtv.about.com/od/drawntogether/ig/-Drawn-Together--Season-2/index.htm [3] http://ffox.fccf.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/20060510115037-lldestroy1.jpg [4] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXQRizEuk1o [5] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrWi-z4sFcU [6] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdaQSjH6DL0

Lyrics: [1] I am a hero - The Chosen, not even a Frozen Soil can keep me down I be that Ytcracker, the platinum stacker Rockin 15K through every town Catch me in the Forge sellin max gold weapons If you try to jack me see what happens Guild [DGs] you can check my tag Fat pocket 'cause a holdin rune's on my bag It all started in a place called Ascalon Where a race called the Charr invaded us A brave prince said "hold the wall or we're dead" Couldn't hold it long- to the south we fled To Fort Ranik, all the people in panic The Kingdom was fallin like the Titanic I asked the guy with the catapult "Whatcha need? I found some parts in the wreckage are you lookin for these?" Through the ruins to the Academy To a place where the prince would rather be, you see His daddy, got a few problems Problem is that he can't solve 'em So he says "You're no longer my son. To the Shiverpeaks bitch, get your ass on the run." To Kryta, to Carlotta the spider The Arch to the Henge using Stefan the Fighter Meet the White Mantle and beat the White Mantle Go to the desert and flee from the scandal Reach for Elona and Rivers of Thirst Ascend after Dunes by doing your worst To yourself then fulfilling by Glint's grand design 'Cause the prophecy states at Perdition you'll find The Vizier is a fake, he's really the Lich Beat him, take the scepter, and finish this bitch. So that chapter closes, arenas I journey Beatin' Koreans in every Tomb tourny Guild versus Guild since I got my own hall Spikers and Spirits, I'm smitin them all Try to take favor then offer to Grenth Farm up some ecto then spend every cent Salvage some runes, and heal Divine Boon Level to 20 on all of my toons от http://guildwars.headoff.com/forum [2] (download [3]) [1] http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php;jsessionid=0842FE9562403B2636BA0ACE1B030782?hid=StYwG6NoPhQ%3D [2] http://guildwars.headoff.com/forum [3] http://www.ytcracker.com/music/ytcracker%20-%20guildwars.mp3

перфектен комикстрип в литъл геймърс! общо взето, не оставя място за коментар, ама аз все пак да добавя един полуцитат, който ме грабна наскоро - "Не че имам нещо против равноправието на религиите, ама... абе, все пак няма будистки терористи, нали?"

и на вълната на сензационни разкрития (не останали скрити за добрите хора от wikipedia, без това да ни обезсърчава обаче) - Стюи Грифин е разпознат като силно наподобяващ на вид британският актьор Рик Маял, чийто култов образ от "Новият Политик" не можах да гледам в достатъчен брой серии, за което виня родителите си и единият от двата ТВ канала, който го излъчваше в идиотски късен час (23:00? там някъде...) eто и линкове към страниците на двамата хубостници във викито: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rik_Mayall http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewie_Griffin ето и страничка със цитати от сериала на Стюи във вики-цитатите: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Family_Guy за съжаление не видях да има за "Новият Политик" @05.08.06 - A-ha! Busted! Още една улика: [imdb.com quotes [1]] [Alan's Mother has turned up, dressed as a tramp, and asking to live with him and Sarah] Alan: Alright, Mother, you can stay. You can live with us till the day you die, or next Sunday, whichever's soonest! Alan's Mother: Did you hear that! Vailed threats, Sir Piers! I'm frightened to go home with him now, in case he murders me! Piers: Oh, surely not! Alan's Mother: He tried before, when he was seven Alan: I told the Police at the time, I left that roller skate at the top of the stairs by accident! Alan's Mother: What about the bath of acid at the bottom of the stairs? ----- остава да проверя и какво казва Сет МакФарлан за бащинството на Стюи. [1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094519/quotes

Има една класическа реч на Кърт Вонегът към випускниците от коя-беше-там година на MIT, която впрочем не е негова. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wear_sunscreen [1] ) Както и да е - и тази не е, но също си струва - в случая - гледането. Без повече уговорки, от създателите на Стюи Грифин [2] и ужасяващо дебилната "Ня-хе-хе-хе-хе" смеховка: Seth MacFarlane’s Speech at Harvard Class Day 2006 [gv data="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-4282034874586898133"][/gv] [1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wear_sunscreen [2] http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2006-18,GGGL:en&q=stewie